Why bikinis make me look so flat chested.
I’m not exactly unlucky in that department but every bikini seems to make them look smaller than they are.
FUCK SAKE
0m:
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
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Socializing is as exhausting as giving blood. People assume we loners are misanthropes, just sitting thinking, ‘Oh, people are such a bunch of assholes,’ but it’s really not like that. We just have a smaller tolerance for what it takes to be with others. It means having to perform. I get so tired of communicating.
What alcohol says about you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA my ex drinks gin and tonic. I’d say this is ironic.
Pretty much accurate right here.
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jesus christ almighty holy ghost virgin mary mother of god.
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don’t do drugs. do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.
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